
"What gentlemen say and what gentlemen mean are two different things"- Mammy, Gone with the Wind

What he says: "I like girls with curves."
What he means: "I like anorexic girls with big breasts."
What he says: "I think I'm falling in love with you."
What he means: "I know I want to have sex with you."
What he says: "I don't like skinny model types."
What he means: "Skinny model types don't like me."
What he says: "I think there are more important things in a relationship than sex."
What he means: "I'm impotent."
What he says: "I'm really young at heart."
What he means: "I still live in my parent's basement, hang around my old highschool and date 17 year olds."
What he says: "I'm a very passionate, erotic lover."
What he means: "I'm more into myself than you- you'd probably have more fun with a battery operated friend."
When is your birthday, but, what I really mean to say is, its my birthday, at least, tomorrow anyways.